Tuesday, May 13, 2008

HOLY WATER





Robert, at long last there is a drink for you - BALANCE Purified water with pictures of Jesus and his Mum and stuff.
Great marketing this and should sell like crazy to all those religious nuts out there. For every christian shocked by it there will be a blasphemer like Richard who will buy it and put Chardonnay in it - which made me think - where is the Jesus wine.
Maybe I should create one.
Unfortunately bad taste has preceeded me as I discovered there were many of them already (see pics)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you mean? Waste good chardonnay by mixing it with some old Jew's piss. Not for me buddy!
Richard (of RBB)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if "Holy Water" has a throth?
Richard (of RBB)

Anonymous said...

Does he fart in it to make it bubbly?
Richard (of RBB)

THE WINE GUY said...

Well I was right about the blaspheming.
Go get hiom Robert.

THE WINE GUY said...

What's a throth?

Anonymous said...

Just springled some holy water towards the east ... that should keep Richard quite for a bit!
Where did the idea of holy water come from? Does drinking it do you any good? Do you need a Catholic priest to make it?
Find these answers and more on Robert's Stage (tired of the rainbow thing now).

Anonymous said...

"What's a throth?"

Sorry, I meant 'froth'... I have trouble pronouncing the letter 'f'.
Why don't you pick on the guy with the disability?
Richard (of RBB)

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I meant 'froth'... I have trouble pronouncing the letter 'f'.

Shouldn't you have said 'th'?
There goes your disability allowance sorry bro.

Anonymous said...

Thuck you; 'bro'!
Richard (of you know what)

Anonymous said...

A wine called Jesus Christ?
Mix it with chardonnay?
I wonder who made the biggest bottle of wine ever?
William Want

Anonymous said...

The world's largest bottle of wine is 4.5' tall, 4.5' around and weighs 340 pounds.The bottle, named Maximus for obvious reasons, is large enough to hold 173 standard sized bottles of wine or 1,200 glasses, and is filled with Beringer Vineyards 2001 Private Reserve Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon.
The Wine Atheist

Anonymous said...

ichard (of RBB) nearly drowned while drinking from one at Murray Robert's in the 1970s... or so I hear from John-Paul.
William Went

THE WINE GUY said...

Richard nearly drowned from drinking from a Methuselah (8 standard bottles) of Lanson Champagne.
I know because I propped up the bottom of the bottle by putting my foot on the table under the bottle. The weight of the full bottle (rapidly emptying) was so great that Richard couldn't get it away from his mouth...laugh?.. we did until we realised he was drowning.
Now if I wanted to do him in I would just hit him with the empty bottle (why waste Champagne).