Thursday, April 30, 2009

PARTY, PARTY, PARTY


Had some drinks at my place tonight. Lynn was out so I invited a few cronies around. Things were going OK until Atiila the Hun Guy started to break things. Fucking vandal. Luckily Beowulf was here. She went a bit berserk and threw Attilla out. That was OK for a while but then she got pissed and started causing trouble. If she had been pregnant I could have abused her. As it was I was stuck in the corner with The Boring Guy. I couldn't get away. He was rabbitting on about Evah pirazzi strings and finger positions - weird and boring. The Curmudgeon stumbled about complaining about everything. The only thing he was useful for was telling those gatecrashers Bunny and Bill to Fuck off when they arrived. They pretended to know someone at the party. It was when they said they knew Richard that was their undoing. Curmudgeon threw them out. They were last seen being harangued by Attilla the Hun Guy out on the street. To be honest I wish that Curmudgeon had thrown out the Boring Guy and he could have gone off with Bunny and Bill. The wines were good (at least the ones I drank were. I put out the crap stuff for the others).

9 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

What happened to my invite?

THE WINE GUY said...

You didn't have 'Guy' in your name so didn't qualify.

Richard (of RBB) said...

'The Richard's Bass Bag Guy' is a little long winded.

Anonymous said...

"What happened to my invite?"

I could have come as Angry Guy then had one of those evil smelling cigarrettes and be Giggly Guy!

THE WINE GUY said...

OK. Taking up on John Locke's suggestion - November 5th - a Guy party.

Anonymous said...

Am I invited?
The Insignificant Guy

THE WINE GUY said...

Am I invited?
The Insignificant Guy"

If anyone remembers to send you an invitation.

THE WINE GUY said...

Who was that guy who wanted to come to the Guy party?
I've forgotten already.

Anonymous said...

The story of my life.
The Insignificant Guy