Mrs Tilly’s, is a family run business who pride themselves in the production of good quality confectionery, using traditional methods and only the finest of ingredients. Most importantly they are exploring ways of exploiting their unique selling point of having no artificial additives or preservatives in any of their products.
They believe that it is this, coupled with the wonderful taste of their products, that appeals to buyers and customers alike. Unlike many of the more established manufacturers in the business, they set out to favour flavour over longevity. They refused to compromise on the taste of their products by adding preservatives even though this meant reducing the shelf life.
Mrs Tilley says “Our macaroon bars are traditionally produced with an enticing, sweet soft centre. This is then dipped in delicious real chocolate and then coated in a crunchy toasted mixture of dark and light coconut which gives the lovely special burnt taste. This works especially well when drunken scottish bastards get tipped out of the pubs at 11pm craving the taste of a battered and deep fried confectionery. It is much safer for them to eat one of our macaroon bars than to risk immolating themselves at home over the gas cooker.”
6 comments:
The macaroon sounds good, must try it. Lees bars are factory produced, to accomodate the Scottish taste for exceptionally sweet delicacies.
As far as the deep-fried confectionary goes, I have never partaken.
However, one of our delicacies from Glasgow is a deep fried Steak and Kidney pie.
The marvellous rush of crispy fat-soaked pastry combined with the sound of your arteries clanging shut from the overabundance of cholesterol is a feeling long to remember. (About 10 minutes if your arteries don't re-open)
Can we get some of these at school? It would shut the students up for a while.
Mate, that pie sounds good. You forgot to mention the tomato sauce (not ketchup) though. She'd go down beaut with a Lion Brown I reckon.
What the..?
You go away for a day and Richard has created another weirdo. Bas's bag?
Hey, why are my pants wet and sticky? Ah, now I see why Richard (of RBB) calls me Comeinyourpants!
Check out your hairy palm as well
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